Hi gals – and how was everyone’s Oscar Sunday?!  Was the carpet not fabulous?!  So much to say, where to begin – how about with Zoe Saldana’s Boysenberry piñata dress?  She looked like a fancy feather duster!  Offset that bottom heavy hitter with the 1928 Morado Amor Flower necklace next time girl! 

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 Gabourey Sidibe looked AMAZING, just one little thing missing; a 1928 Midnight Blues Fantasy Floral Necklace!  All JLO needed with her amazing dress was the 1928 Bridal Art Deco Revival Eternity Necklace!  

 Blue and white/nude/blush were the popular color palettes of the evening.  Avatar Shmavatar!  Kathryn won – awesome – and how fab would the 1928 Art Deco Revival Eternity Brooch be on her little satin clutch?!  Magnifique!  

 Let’s talk about the guys.  Yawn.  George, I love you but you always look the same.  Taylor Lautner – not sure what you were even doing there but you have looked the same this entire Awards Season!  How about one of the 1928 Crimson Gardens Leafy Drop earrings tucked into the top of your bowtie?  Pinned to your pocket which was missing a pocket square…  

As I journaled last week, my Griffy was the best dressed boy in his Fabulous Filigree Burnished Copper Tone Bracelet.  If only he could have strolled the red carpet, what a sight he would make!  “Papa – Paparazzi!”  

I’m thrilled the big blue behemoth didn’t take Best Picture.  Too commercial, too stop-motion, acting my beloved audience is what earns you an Oscar.  Look at Mo’Nique, not the hair – the actor – now that was an Oscar-worthy performance!  However, in place of that garden growing out of her head – a nice 1928 Silver Tone Filigree Blue Butterfly Barrette would be a beautiful touch – just a thought.  

Loved, loved, loved Steve and Alec - they looked handsome and were hilarious.  Just the right note to the looooooong evening (thank you Tom Hanks for abruptly ending the madness!) and don’t get me started on Doogie Houser opening the show.  He didn’t need anything!  Can you say “sequin explosion?!”  Someone owns a bedazzler!